xbat-girlx:


“In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street.
 A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street.”

THIS

xbat-girlx:

“In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street.

A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street.”

THIS

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

quinnmccoy:

acetylcolleen:

So what you’re saying is that if Shakespeare was alive right now, he’d look surprisingly like thedukeofcalgary?

I’m laughing so much.

So Shakespeare would be David Tennant?

quinnmccoy:

acetylcolleen:

So what you’re saying is that if Shakespeare was alive right now, he’d look surprisingly like thedukeofcalgary?

I’m laughing so much.

So Shakespeare would be David Tennant?

softandsimplemelodys:

LIVE @ SHARE A COKE: NEW MARIANAS TRENCH SONG

so I have a few lyrics: (sorry couldn’t get them all)

…..moments suspended when you say something that you can’t take back again

A heavy hush takes hold, the quiet won’t let go

I was there watching you, watching me missing you

I’ve neen lying n I don’t know why I do

Maybe the truth hurts so it’s easier not to know

Wonder why does it hurts to try when our last goodbyes never what we’re here for

So sing it back if you’re with me, I wanna hear how your heart speaks

While we’re young, While we’re young This should be the time of our lives

And I’ve been so lost without you, are you lost without me too?

While we’re young, while we’re young, This should be the time of our lives

little complacency took you away from me, we’re both wanted but love is not enough you see, sultry distain, In a perfect frame

little by little by little by little bit you slipped away to my from an inch

and I don’t know how we ended up here now

Wonder why does it hurts to try when our last goodbyes never what we’re here for

So sing it back if you’re with me, I wanna hear how your heart speaks

While we’re young, While we’re young, This should be the time of our lives

And I’ve been so lost without you, are you lost without me too?

While we’re young, While we’re young? This should be the time of our lives

Gotta wish gotta wish that I just got to where we came

gotta miss gotta miss you now and I can’t even say your name

So sing it back if you’re with me, I wanna hear how your heart speaks

While we’re young, while we’re young This should be the time of our lives

And I’ve been so lost without you, are you lost without me too?

While we’re young, while we’re young? This should be the time of our lives

(While we’re young, while we’re young, while we’re young,)

While we’re young, while we’re young. oh

My friend gets asked on all these dates and all I get asked if I’m looking for a hookup. Do I really look that desperate/easy?

memeguy-com:

There is no good and evil there is only power

memeguy-com:

There is no good and evil there is only power

shreddingruen:

phlegminism:

"Are you a Sailor Scout?"
"I’m sailor Freddy Mercury."

ITS OVER…ITS ALL OVER. EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER COSPLAYED CAN STOP NOW. THIS GUY WINS.

shreddingruen:

phlegminism:

"Are you a Sailor Scout?"

"I’m sailor Freddy Mercury."

ITS OVER…ITS ALL OVER. EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER COSPLAYED CAN STOP NOW. THIS GUY WINS.

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

unexplained-events:

Paul Ribera

Our childhood meets addiction.